BY: ALLISON YVONNE (www.allthingssexy.org)
We all have had that super awkward first date that just won’t end – well maybe it can! There certainly are reasons for which even being polite has its limits. After recently reading a meme with a similar topic, I decided to expound on this very same subject – some of the best (or consequently the worst) words that can be spoken during a first date. This list has the best 4 word phrases, which if spoken during a first date, will most likely result in a realllly long bathroom break from your date… Wait… she is coming back, right?
“DO YOU MIND PAYING?”
Uhhh, yes, yes I do… NEXT!
“YOU GOT THE TAB?”
Does the same chump from before have a brother?!
“I LIVE WITH MOM.”
…How old are you???
“MY EX IS CALLING.”
Boy, BYE.
“MY DICK IS HUGE.”
Oh, I bet it is… not.
“I’M LOOKING FOR WORK.”
You got the tab though, right??
“I HAVE TO GO.”
I didn’t like you either, Mr. Rude!
“I HAVE AN STD.”
*GASP* … So uh, I have to go to the bathroom. For like… ever.
“EASY COME, EASY GO.”
Easy go, huh? *Sashay Away!* 
“WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS?”
Am I on a date with Magic Mike? Oh wait… no I’m not, this is reality. So, NO!
“ARE THOSE REAL OR?”
Yeah, REAL EXPENSIVE… and by the looks of those shoes and ability to articulate – too expensive for you!
“I’M ON MY PERIOD.”
Woah! Ladies! Let’s not get too hasty here… Keep it classy now.
“I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.”
AH! Ok ladies, this is the worst of them all! Abort Abort! All of these 4 liners bomb any date, but this one takes the cake for least sexy four-liner by far – a cheater. #FAIL.
We all have heard at least one of these lines in our dating lifetime – but the real moral we have to take from this list is respect. If you are going to date, be respectful. Showing you care, having your own sh*t together, and being ready to take on the interests of another person is SEXY! Falling short on those areas is just the opposite.
*Allison Yvonne: Born and raised in Southern California, Allison works in Marketing, Media, Entertainment, and Design. She has spent her lifetime traveling and indulges in a hedonistic lifestyle whenever given the opportunity. With her training through college in Psychology, certification in Event Design and Management, and extensive background in Acting/Modeling/MUA she is providing a network for positive living, dating advice, hot travel locations, as well as her custom-designed home decor to shop.
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